Friday, 5 November 2010

Shut Up (Like a Telescope)

Having drunk from a mysterious bottle we found lying around somewhere, we now discover that everything around us is absolutely vast! Logically, we can draw only one conclusion from this - we must have shrunk! (Really, we can't think of any other explanation.)

 We thought a nice cup of tea might settle our nerves.

 Or that a game of cards might be relaxing.

 Or perhaps a game of chess.

 We attempted to write a letter of complaint to the council, but couldn't manipulate the pen satisfactorily.

So we tried a pencil instead.

But we kept making mistakes.

 We now don't know what to do, so we have decided to brush our teeth, go to bed and hope that everything is back to normal by tomorrow.

Night night x

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